Caption Contest: Fatty Excercising

Somehow, this one just sort of speaks for itself. If she wasn't fat, and wasn't ugly, and wasn't lame, and wasn't a women, and wasn't retarded, well, maybe just maybe she'd be Chuck Norris and full of facts like this:

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

You'll have to do better. Oh, and it should probably be a caption related to this fat bitch.