Caption Contest - Surprise Cock

Alright everyone, do your worst and caption this photo. Submit captions in the comments section below. The winner gets a gift certificate to a massage parlor in the Philippines. Or not.

surprised by big cock thrust into mouth
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suplies!

suplies!

cockhammer strikes again

cockhammer strikes again

cock mouth tastes nasty

cock mouth tastes nasty

MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

Hey

Those sores look exactly like the Hawaiian Islands!

knew you shouldn't have had

knew you shouldn't have had the chilli dogs

oh god i can see forever

oh god i can see forever

Wate!

Wate!

Taht iznt a cheezburger!

omg

omg.... are those......ARGH.....PUBES

Wait

Wait, are those herpes scars?!

Nobody gives me credit...

..for being smart or perceptive. I'm just sick and tired of those male chuavinist pigs treating me like a bimbo. I think I matter. I think what I have to say matters. I think that.... ..mmfff!

Hey...

...that wuz just up my azz, wuzn't it?

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